Shard's Week 8 Picks

Last week: 6-7
2011 overall: 61-42

Arizona at Baltimore:

Baltimore's hurting at their D will have a field day. Ravens take it.

REACTION: Wow. That was scary.

Minnesota at Carolina:

Ponder almost knocked off the Packers. Ponder takes it.

REACTION: Why are kickers so horrid?

Jacksonville at Houston:

Upset of the week to the Jags coming off a big win against a hurt team.

REACTION: Balls.

Miami at NY Giants:

Giants take it, Miami is terrible.

REACTION: Also scary.

New Orleans at St. Louis:

New Orleans on a steamroller.

REACTION: I don't even.

Indianapolis at Tennessee:

Tennessee takes it.

REACTION: CJ2K had fewer rushing yards than his backup. Teehee.

Detroit at Denver:

Detroit shuts up the Tebow fans.

REACTION: SHUT UP TEBOW FANS

Washington at Buffalo:

Buffalo takes it off their bye.

REACTION: Washington takes it up the butt.

Cincinnati at Seattle:

Dalton takes it.

REACTION: Yup.

Cleveland at San Francisco:

San Francisco takes this one.

REACTION: Ayup

New England at Pittsburgh:

Pittburgh's elderly team isn't gonna stand up for this. Patriots take it.

REACTION: Wow.

Dallas at Philadelphia:

Eagles should take this. But they make me nervous.

REACTION: Tee Hee

San Diego at Kansas City:

I'm actually going KC on this one.

REACTION: Tee Hee

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Trayl's week 8 picks

70-46 10-3

Colts at Titans

Manning is still injured, so the Colts are still losing.Correct

Saints at Rams The saints are going to Plloowww them, and I'm really hoping for a game just like last week, I would love that. Fack

Dolphins at Giants Meant to put giants so correct XD

Vikings at Panthers This is the kinda game I love to rookie lead teams  but I'm gonna pick Ponder *fapfapfapfapfapfap and the Vikings win. Correct

Cards at Ravens Despite Flacco I think the Ravens will have a good comeback week. Very correct

Jags at Texans... The Jags beat the Ravens a much better team than the Texans, and the Texans are very hurt. I'm gonna Pick them but now that I have they are probably screwed. Wrong good game tho.

Redskins at bills. Wow, First time I'm picking the bills. The redskins are just to fricken bad. Correct

Lions at Broncos Tim Tebow can comeback agianst a horrid, horrid dolphins team, but lets see him comeback from a grave. I say that because the Lions will eat him. "I'm Huntin Qutabacks" Suh. Hahahaha Correct

Patriots at Steelers Good contest but Against two teams I truly hate. But I think the Patriots will win. Wrong

Browns at 49ers

"I fucking HATE THE 49ERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But the browns suck, and hillis is probably out." Spencer Bell, I quote him cause he is correct and I share the same feelings. The 49ers are filthy whores but will win :/
49ers win it. -.-* Correct

Bengals at Seahawks The Bengals are looking good, look who guessed that, a good looking man. Flattery aside Bengals will win. correct

Cowboys at eagles Eagles are looking much better, I think that they will just keep getting better as along as they keep growing together as a team. Cowboys suck. Correct

Chargers at cheifs I think I'm going to have the chiefs winning this game, ever since Todd stopped shaving they have looked much more impressive. correct

Motown's WEEK 8 TROLLOLOLOLOL

18-20

Colts at Titans

Colts are gonna lose on the road. Titans win it.

Saints at Rams

"Rams are gonna get rammed" - Mitch Saints ram it.

Dolphins at Giants

Dolphins succccckkkkkckckckckckckckc. Giants win it.

Vikings at Panthers

This could be the best game of the week, if Ponder starts.
Vikings offense gave the Packers a run for their money. Vikings win it.

Cards at Ravens

Gimmie some lovin' baby, you know I want you. Ravens win it.

Jags at Texans

Uh, Texans raped some shit last game................. Texans win it.

Suck it James.

Redskins at bills.

I could care less. Bills win it at home?

Lions at Broncos

We should find out Detroit and Tebow's real colors. This game will probably tell us if Tebow is actually and good, and if Detroit is disciplined enough to be amazing.
Lions win it.

Patriots at Steelers

This should be a hot game.
Im gonna pick big ben over brady. Ever sense he lost the hair, he has been slipping up.

Steelers win it.

Browns at 49ers

I fucking HATE THE 49ERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But the browns suck, and hillis is probably out.
49ers win it. -.-*

Bengals at Seahawks

Bengals win

Cowboys at eagles
Eagles win

Chargers at cheifs

chargers win

Shard's Summary: WEEK 7

Last week: 6-7
2011 overall: 62-42

What I Saw Coming:

1. NEW ORLEANS

The Colts are super horrible. Super horrible.

2. The Dolphins are getting worse and worse

More on this later.

3. The Titans are a horrible team.

'Nuff Said

What Surprised Me:

1. Plaxico Burress

Hello, welcome back, good sir.

2. Kansas City

Hello, welcome back, good sirs.

3. JACKSONVILLE

GO JAGS.

What Pissed Me Off:

Timothy Tebow.

HE'S NOT GOOD. THE DOLPHINS ARE JUST BAD.

http://tebowing.com

Motown's week 7

13-13 (trololololololololololol)

San Diego at NY Jets

Didn't Rex Ryan talk shit? I like the Jets, but I think they will get beat. Having a realllllly good defense can only get you so far. Plus, Chargers are pretty good. Chargers win it

Chicago at Tampa Bay
Tampa Bay did beat the saints, also I hate the bears. Bucs win it.

Washington at Carolina

Newton has been going pro, and he is finally not playing a decent team. Panthers win it

Atlanta at Detroit

DETROIT MAD. SUH SMASH. Ever see a falcon get raped by a lion? Lions win.

Seattle at Cleveland

I guess the browns?

Denver at Miami

Tebow will probably get hurt or something. Its never Tebow time. Dolphins win it.

Houston at Tennessee

I dont think I know less about 2 teams in the NFL . Ttians sound cooler?

Kansas City at Oakland

RAIDERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I hate the 49ers SOOOOOOOOOOOO much.

Pittsburgh at Arizona

Arizona will not beat the Steelers, no matter how much you pick them. Steelers win it.

Green Bay at Minnesota

TROLOLOL TYLER IS SO WRONG PACKERS ARE GOING TO RAPE THE VIKES, THEN HAVE A BYE WEEK, THEN RAPE THE VIKES SOME MORE.

St. Louis at Dallas

Cowboys win it?

Indianapolis at New Orleans

Well, imma gonna pick the Colts, but im pretty sure NO will flatten them. Colts win it, troll face troll face troll face

Baltimore at Jacksonville

Yeah baby, thats where I like it. ;) Ravens win it.

Trayls week 7 picks

5-8

San Diego at NY Jets  

All these cupcake opponents are sure making San Diego look good but I really don't think their that good. I have the Jets here.correct

Chicago at Tampa Bay
Chicago sucks ass hard, and tampa bay is coming off a good win, let it roll buc's, let it roll. wrong

Washington at Carolina

Carolina cause boi o boi do the redskins suck, believe it or not their actually getting worse at the QB position. Or as skip bayless would say " they are great". correct

Atlanta at Detroit

The falcons are bad and Detroit should be hungry after there first loss. wrong

Seattle at Cleveland

Seattle is looking alot better now, can't say the same for the browns or paytons contract talks wrong

Denver at Miami

Well this is quite the creampuff opp. for tebow to start against. Denver. correct

Houston at Tennessee

Tennessee, they both suck but Houston to beat up to win. wwwrrrronnnggg

Kansas City at Oakland

Oakland is just so good against division opponents I have to give them the edge. wrrroongngg

Pittsburgh at Arizona

Arizona, maybe if I pick them enough they will win. wrrronnngg

Green Bay at Minnesota

Minnesota, it's just a matter of better QB play. :p wwwrrronnngg

St. Louis at Dallas

St. Louis if Bradford plays. correct

Indianapolis at New Orleans

Ohhhhh I haven't looked forward to a game as much as this since the Championship game with the saints. correct

Baltimore at Jacksonville

*Chuckle* This should be cute. Ravens wwrrronngg.

Shard's Week 7 Picks

Last week: 7-6
2011 overall: 55-35

San Diego at NY Jets:

The Chargers. The Jets can't win me over beating the Dolphins this year.

REACTION: Wow. Plax out of nowhere.

Chicago at Tampa Bay:

..Tampa, I guess. They were kinda handed their win last week, courtesy of Drew Brees.

REACTION: Yeah, that's what I though. I shouldn't have done that.

Washington at Carolina:

Every time I pick Carolina, I get screwed. But I'm going to pick them again, because John Beck.

REACTION: Heehee. John Beck.

Atlanta at Detroit:

Deeeeetroit. This shouldn't be this ridiculous of a win for them, either.

REACTION: I'm still so confused by Atlanta.

Seattle at Cleveland:

Seattle. Gut feeling.

REACTION: This game was stupid.

Denver at Miami:

Denver. This is going to suck for us, because all we'll hear about is how godly Tebow is, when really miami is just bad.

REACTION: *sigh* Tim Tebow is ridiculously good at finding ways to win even though he's terrible.

Houston at Tennessee:

Houston. I really think the Titans are a horrible team.

REACTION: The Titans are a horrible team.

Kansas City at Oakland:

Oakland. I imagine KC had a lazy bye.

REACTION: I was WRONG.

Pittsburgh at Arizona:

Pittsburgh. Arizona is in a bit of trouble.

REACTION: Yeah

Green Bay at Minnesota:

Green Bay. Christian Ponder, welcome to the NFL. Have a nice slice of Packers D.

REACTION: Holy crap. Ponder almost won it.

St. Louis at Dallas:

St. Louis, you have to win eventually. Please let it be against the Cowboys. Upset of the week.

REACTION: Crap.

Indianapolis at New Orleans:

Poor Colts. New Orleans takes it.

REACTION: HOW WONDERFUL. =D

Baltimore at Jacksonville:

*sigh* poor jags. Baltimore takes it.

REACTION: HOW WONDERFUL. =D

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Shard's Summary: WEEK 6

What I Saw Coming:

1. THE ROMO COASTER

'Nuff Said

2. The Bengals!

Alright, I'll actually talk about this one. I saw an episode of Sound FX the other day starring Andy Dalton and AJ Green. It's amazing how much control Dalton already has over that sideline. He is unquestionably the leader of that team, and I'm legitimately impressed.

3. GREEN BAY

On a steamroller

What Surprised Me:

1. New Orleans?

Really?

2. Chicago?

Really?

3. Philly?

Really?

What Pissed Me Off:

The NFL fined Troy Polamalu 10k for calling his wife to tell her he was okay after suffering a concussion like hit against the Jaguars.

Dear Roger Goodell:

WE ARE FUCKING SICK OF IT.

Trayls week 6 picks

 9-4  55-35

San Francisco at Detroit:   this is a surprisingly good game but I have to give the edge to the Lions there just soo good.  wrong


St. Louis at Green Bay: rams have no win packers have all the wins I'm gonna assume it stays this way. correct


Carolina at Atlanta: see told you atlanta is bad :p and I think cam could get a win this week. wrong


Indianapolis at Cincinnati: I really like how andy dalton has been playing I looking for him to continue with his success.correct

Buffalo at NY Giants: The bills are bad but the giants are hurt eh giants. Correct



Jacksonville at Pittsburgh: I hate to say this but the steelers are better right now. correct

Philadelphia at Washington: Goo eagles watch this rebound start plleeaassee. correct

Houston at Baltimore: Baltimore, Houston is to damaged. correct

Cleveland at Oakland: Oakland's better on the ground and possible the air I'll give them the edge. correct


Dallas at New England: +.+ New England correct


New Orleans at Tampa Bay: Saints the bucs are not looing hot lately wrong


Minnesota at Chicago: Minnasota, Funkin bears are bad. Almost as bad as my grammar but not quite. wrong
Miami at NY Jets: Jets. correct

Record 6-7

San Francisco at Detroit:

I hate the 49ers. Lions are rockin'. Lions win it.

St. Louis at Green Bay:

Don't need to justify. Packers win it.

Carolina at Atlanta:

Atlanta is pretty shakey.... and Panthers will punish you for not playing your best. Carolina wins it.

Indianapolis at Cincinnati:

Bengals arent super good, and I think the Colts might be ready to succeed with Painter. Colts win it.

Shout out to Garcon.

Buffalo at NY Giants:

Apparently Giants arent as good as I thought. Ill jump on the bills bandwagon this game (so they will probably lose this one to spite me) Buffalo wins it.

Jacksonville at Pittsburgh:

So I picked Jags for James last week. Fuck dat. Steelers rape it hard.

Philadelphia at Washington:

I don't really like the redskins, but Eagles have been kinda choking. Vick can hopefully start to rally his team.

Eagles win it

Houston at Baltimore:

Texans? No way. Ill take my bro Ray Rice any week this season. Ravens win it.

Shout out to big boobs.

Cleveland at Oakland:

Hm, well Hillis scores pretty well, but I like the Raiders, and you have to give some credit to a team who can win it on field goals. Raiders win it.

Dallas at New England:

Hahaha, cowboys. Romo is like a Brady wannabe, except he sucks balls. Real Tom Brady calls audibles and NE wins it.

New Orleans at Tampa Bay:

New Orleans would have to choke pretty bad to lose this one. Saints win it.

Minnesota at Chicago:

Fuck the bears. Bears fans are cock eating cunts who should drown in a physical pool of their own preteniousness. Chicago will choke on dick eventually, and seeing as how they just got beat by Packers and Lions, a loss to M Vikings would make my life worth living. Minnesota wins it.

I would rather have Matt Forte get -30 points in fantasy and see the bears lose.

Miami at NY Jets:

Jets have been iffy, and if they fuck around, they will lose. But if they play mediocre, they will beat the dolphins. NJ wins it.

Shard's Week 6 Picks

Last week: 8-5
2011 overall: 48-29

San Francisco at Detroit:

Man, who knew coming into this year that this would be a big game? I'm taking Detroit. San Fran's getting there, but Detroit is coming off a big MNF win fired up.

REACTION: Everybody do the Harbaughhhh

St. Louis at Green Bay:

Green Bay. On a giant steamroller.

REACTION: Honk hoooonk.

Carolina at Atlanta:

I'm taking Carolina. Atlanta continues to disappoint, and Cam continues to shine.

REACTION: I don't understand these Falcons.

Indianapolis at Cincinnati:

Cincy. Andy Dalton can lead teams past mediocre teams all day.

REACTION: More on this in Week 6 summary

Buffalo at NY Giants:

Buffalo. The Bills are having a great year, and the Giants lost to the -Seahawks-.

REACTION: I don't understand these Giants either.

Jacksonville at Pittsburgh:

Pittsburgh. This one's gonna hurt.

REACTION: *sigh*

Philadelphia at Washington:

Washington. I can't decide if this is an upset or not. Washington's halfbacks are going to experience the glory of free fantasy points courtesy of the Eagles D.

REACTION: Hello, Philly. Welcome to the NFL.

Houston at Baltimore:

Baltimore. Houston is a strong team, but the Ravens have been quietly doing work all season, and Houston is coming off a loss and injured.

REACTION: And there y'go. Flacco kinda threw like crap though.

Cleveland at Oakland:

Oakland. The Raiders playing at home for the first time since Al Davis died, and against a mediocre team. Should be winnable.

REACTION: Winnable it was.

Dallas at New England:

ALL ABOARD THE ROMO-COASTER. Patriots win.

REACTION: Everybody make a face for the part where it takes your picture!

New Orleans at Tampa Bay:

New Orleans. Tampa Bay is...well, yeah.

REACTION: ...Huh?

Minnesota at Chicago:

Upset of the week goes to Minnesota. Coming off a strong looking win against Arizona, they can take an overall mediocre team.

REACTION: Figures. PONDER TIME.

Miami at NY Jets:

New York. No matter how banged up the Jets offense is, Matt Moore is still on the field .

REACTION: Yup.

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Shard's Summary: WEEK 5

Last week: 8-5
2011 overall: 48-29

What I Saw Coming:

1. Green Bay is ridiculously good

I mean, ridiculously. Insanely.

2. Detroit is ready for the spotlight

Unfortunately, as Trayl pointed out to me, they're in the same division as the Packers, so they can't -both- go undefeated.

3. The Jets are in trouble

Big trouble.

What Surprised Me:

1. Minnesota finished a game.

AN ENTIRE GAME.

2. Tampa Bay is extremely iffy

Or Jim Harbaugh is extremely good.

3. Houston isn't happy

But had Al Davis died 3 days earlier, I probably would've picked the Raiders.

What Pissed Me Off:

MATT. TURK.

He's punted absolutely horribly all season, but I've never seen a punter, all by his lonesome, completely lose a game for a team. I mean, the Giants sorta did it last year, but that was more because Desean Jackson is a beast than anything.

I don't care how much improved the Jags defense is, nobody can win a game they have to defend against a 2 yard field constantly.

Thank god he's fired.

Spencer's week 5 picks

Tennessee at Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh don't suck, I think they can win this if they don't give up any turnovers. Steelers win it.

Seattle at NY Giants
Manning got a taste of a little awesome, and I bet he liked it. Plus, its the Seahawks. Giants win it.

Cincinnati at Jacksonville
The Bengals havent made me think they are goo in any way, so this one is for James. Jags win it.

New Orleans at Carolina
Cam Newton is showing that he wants to be a winning team, but they will get crushed by the Saints (assuming they dont give it away for free). Saints win it.

Oakland at Houston
McFadden. Nuff said? Raiders win it.

Philadelphia at Buffalo
Vick + Eagles clown defense =....win? Plus, the Bills need to get beat again. Vick wins it.

Kansas City at Indianapolis
Hate the cheifs. Plus, the Colts were a winning team, and they want it back. Colts win it.

Arizona at Minnesota
Cards. Minnesota win never win, if they dont show up for the second half of a game. Cards win it.

Tampa Bay at San Francisco
I know the name of the QB for TB. Bucs win it.


NY Jets at New England
The Jets need t get there shit together if they want to win. And they certainly aren't going to get their shit together against Brady and fucking Wes Welker. NE wins it.


San Diego at Denver
Broncos suck. Chargers win it


Green Bay at Atlanta
Green Bay is winning and performing. Atlanta is clowning around like the Eagles defense. Packers win it.


Chicago at Detroit
I might enjoy this game more than any other this week. The Bears have finally realized they can win if they use Matt Forte. Detroit has much better players, but I am worried about Stafford. It took him quite a while to realize that he will get touchdowns if he throws passes to Calvin Johnson.

I think the Bears will be ahead by half time, but I think Lions get it in the end.

Tyler Rayl Week 5 Picks

 38-26 Overall 7-5
Tennessee at Pittsburgh
Well Tennessee has been hot for a while and the pitt defense looks old and slow. Sadily for pitt Cj2k seems to have just figured it out. Well Thats what I get for picking Pitt.

Seattle at NY Giants

I'm going with a bit of an upset here and picking seattle. They have rice back and all of a sudden the offense is better I think they can keep that going against a hurt Giants D. Yeeaayyyy

Cincinnati at Jacksonville
Bengals though this is tough pick, two rookie QB's and two good defenses. But at least the bengales have a good wide out Yeeaaayy

New Orleans at Carolina
Saints, the panthers are good but not good enough. Yeeeaaayyy

Oakland at Houston
Doesn't matter, Oakland will screw this pick for me ither way but... Oakland. Jesus Christ

Philadelphia at Buffalo
Eagles have to win eventually right?... right... plus buffalo is a bad team I'm sorry they got heart but there bad.I can't fucking beilive this I won't.


Kansas City at Indianapolis
Suck for luck play off game, I'll give the win to the chiefs and I don't know why. the bowe show everyone how bout that.

Arizona at Minnesota
Card's Minnesota is screwed untill they put ponder in, who is a stud. wtf what a weird weekend.

Tampa Bay at San Francisco
Tampa Bay is alot better the San Fran right now. So T.B._.


NY Jets at New England
The jets have the ability to line up in perfect man coverage against the pats and that's one of there greatest weaknesses. Nope


San Diego at Denver
Ride that red hot Mathews straight up Denver should be an easy win for S.D. Yup


Green Bay at Atlanta
Atlanta is bad told ya Green Bay should have an easy win.Yup


Chicago at Detroit

Detroit.The Bears are bad told ya.

Shard's Week 5 Picks

Last week: 12-4
2011 overall: 40-24

Tennessee at Pittsburgh:

Pittsburgh. The Steelers have been playing well when they feel like it, and losing to the Texans isn't going to make you drop one to Tennessee.

REACTION: Of course.

Seattle at NY Giants:

I'm going to take my upset this week for Seattle. They've finally found a rhythm on offense, and they look like they're about ready to put up a win against a better team.

REACTION: Yuppity yup yup

Cincinnati at Jacksonville:

Jacksonville. Blaine Gabbert's not going to go winless forever, and both of these teams have a similar skill set. Should be a close game.

REACTION: *sigh* Close in the wrong direction.

New Orleans at Carolina:

New Orleans. Sorry Cam, it's gonna take more than one decent player to stack up against the big boys.

REACTION: You can't win, but damn can you come close.

Oakland at Houston:

Houston. They're going to be fired up coming off a good showing against the Saints and a win in Pittsburgh.

REACTION: R.I.P. Undead Al.

Philadelphia at Buffalo:

I'm going to take Buffalo. Philly looks sloppy, and if Frank Gore can run, Fred Jackson can certainly do it.

REACTION: Philly can't tackle.

Kansas City at Indianapolis:

Another awful looking game...I'm taking Indy. Kansas City may have picked up a win, but beating the Vikings isn't exactly difficult.

REACTION: Can't be expected to win all the jackoff battles.

Arizona at Minnesota:

Arizona. I'm never going to trust Minnesota to finish a game ever ever again.

REACTION: Boy oh boy is Arizona bad.

Tampa Bay at San Francisco:

Tampa Bay. I think San Francisco is more talented than people give them credit for, but Tampa is still a better team.

REACITON: Jim Harbaugh is like having 12 extra guys on the field.

NY Jets at New England:

Pats. The Jets are banged up, bruised, and I think it's going to be just a little too late to establish a run game.

REACTION: The Pats won...on the ground.

San Diego at Denver:

San Diego. This should be an easy game.

REACTION: Denver is bad.

Green Bay at Atlanta:

Green Bay. They absolutely lit up the Broncos last week, and Atlanta, well...disappointment.

REACTION: Haha. Aaron Rodgers took a step back and was like "woah"

Chicago at Detroit:

Detroit. Chicago barely held off Cam and co., and Detroit shouldn't have to come back from that kind of deficit twice in a row.

REACTION: Yuup


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