Picks: 10-6
2011 overall: 10-6
Kansas City at Detroit:
I'm taking Detroit. Kansas City looked absolutely atrocious, and Detroit wil go as far as Matthew Stafford's health will take them.
REACTION: Todd Haley is on the hot seat.
Oakland at Buffalo:
Buffalo. I think the Raiders put on a lot weaker show than the win they got made it seem, and if Fitzpatrick can put on another show, the Raiders are in for a rough day.
REACTION: GO BILLS. Ryan Fitzpatrick is managing games very well this year.
Tampa Bay at Minnesota:
Tampa Bay. I think the Buc's loss was more of a statement of a strong Lions team than a weak Tampa Bay team. Minnesota isn't going to perform with another performance like that from McNabb.
REACTION: *phew* About time the Bucs showed up.
Chicago at New Orleans:
New Orleans. The Saints put up good numbers against the Packers, and the Bears aren't as strong of a team. Look for Roman Harper to make Jay Cutler look better than he is.
REACTION: The Bears are definitely overrated.
Baltimore at Tennessee:
Baltimore. Both of these teams experienced a rape in week 1. Tennessee was on the wrong end.
REACTION: I'm not entirely certain where the Ravens were today, but wherever it was wasn't a football field.
Cleveland at Indianapolis:
Cleveland. The Colts looked absolutely atrocious on offense in week 1. Your QB can't put up at total QBR rating of 2.2 if you can't run the football.
REACTION: Poor Colts.
Jacksonville at NY Jets:
The Jets in a close one, although I would be estatic if I was wrong.
REACTION: Well, I was right. Sorta. Depressing.
Seattle at Pittsburgh:
Pittsburgh. The Steelers still have sore naughty bits from their raping last week, and who better to take it out on than the mediocre Seahawks?
REACTION: Wasn't a happy Steelers team. They feel better now.
Arizona at Washington:
Arizona. The Redskins win was a weak Giants team, not a strong Washington team. I think Arizona will contend for their division.
REACTION: I. Can't. Believe. The. Redskins. Won. Again.
Green Bay at Carolina:
Green Bay. Cam Newton's not going to have a fantasy day against the Packer defense.
REACTION: Go Pack Go. Cam's still not looking awful though.
Dallas at San Francisco:
Dallas. As tough as that was to choke out.. The Niners almost lost to the Seahawks, the Cowboys almost beat the Jets. No brainer unfortunately. Of course...Tony Romo will probably choke in the fourth.
REACTION: Tony Romo really wanted to prove he could finish a game. Wouldn't it be ironic if it cost him the season? Either way, playing through a fractured rib is pretty studly.
San Diego at New England:
The Patriots. I still can't believe Tom Brady put up 517 yards.
REACTION: Yup. Same Patriots.
Houston at Miami:
Houston. The Texans are going to be coming in hot after decimating their divisional rivals.
REACTION: Yup. Same Dolphins.
Cincinnati at Denver:
Cincinnati. The Broncos looked like a team that had no idea what they were doing,
and the Bengals stuck to their guns and fought all four quarters last week.
REACTION: Hey. Hey everybody. Remember last year's Cedric Benson? Yeah. There he is again. Say hi everybody! Also: Tim Tebow was on the field as a slot receiver, but with 0 targets. Congrats, idiot Broncos fans. They played Tebow.
Philadelphia at Atlanta:
Philadelphia. The Falcons will rebound, but this isn't the game to do it.
REACTION: I'm surprised either QB is still -ALIVE-. Way to drop the ball, Eagles D. Oh, and speaking of dropping the ball, Jeremy Maclin is a sad panda.
St. Louis at NY Giants:
St. Louis. This still looks to be a very good Rams team, and I still can't believe the Giants lost to the Redskins.
REACTION: aaaand left hook.
-Shard
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